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Taylor

Taylor originally a man's name then appropriated by the others.

Common things that male Taylor's will hear from the others:

You're so hot.
Stop being SO hot!
Omg I want to be all over you rn!
I can't handle how...idk what's another word for perfect? I guess Taylor would be it.
Okay daddy.
You made squirt, I've never done that before, I thought it was a myth!
God I can't walk straight
Your should come with a disclaimer to warn everyone how thick and big your penis is.
Can I sit on my knees looking up at you with my big eyes, waiting as patiently as I can while you unzip your pants?
You just taste so good
You have the best smile
Will you please send me a dick pic?

And so on and so on
These are all quotes btw...
by W0rd5m1th December 15, 2021
mugGet the Taylormug.

Drunk Taylor

Drunk Taylor was her name
Mojitos were her game

The best version of Taylor Swift, drunk and crazy
by dRuNk tAyLoR sWiFt December 2, 2021
mugGet the Drunk Taylormug.

taylor

DEEZ NUTZ 😭🙏🏼
a friend: deez nutz!
taylor: ok
by adornedx July 28, 2021
mugGet the taylormug.

Taylor Swift

Someone who is a very over-rated musician who does not sing real music. She uses autotune and very synthetic instruments and runs her own online cult following of sheep who do not understand what real music is.

I'm not here to tell you that real music is 80's rock that your daddy listened to while taking you to swim practice, but rather it comes from skill and hard work. Not having a robot sing for you.
Taylor Swift is completely over rated, along with other musicians like Brittany Spears. 🖕
by all-hail-cthulhu May 29, 2025
mugGet the Taylor Swiftmug.

Taylor

Taylor is the most trusting person you ever meet and will always keep any secret. Taylor is a very kind person who will care for you even if you are mean to them.
Girl 1) Who’s that? They seem so nice
Girl 2) oh that’s my friend Taylor she’s cool
by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021
mugGet the Taylormug.

Taylor

Sexy beast 🤪🤪😜😜
Taylor was such a sexy beast!!!!! 🍑🍆
by Big_willy6969 December 11, 2021
mugGet the Taylormug.

Taylorism

Taylorism - An absolute cunt, one is known to have 'Taylorism' if one has bought 25 laptops, his girlfriend hates him, daft enough to buy a £500 marble coffee table to sniff blow off. Also one has severe Taylorism if one is thick enough to buy a treadmill and use it to hang clothes on.
Oh jesus, look at the fucking retard, he's gone and blown 30k on coke, he's an absolute joke - Fucking hum dings of Taylorism.
by SameHeadSykes October 5, 2023
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