Federated Social Media

The means to manage and maintain thousands of social media entries, comments and mentions in a bottom up and top-down, hierarchical manner. Such a framework is generally managed by a content management framework such that it provides greater control, speed and flexibility during periods of rapid and intense communications with stakeholders.

The only way to manage hundreds of spokespeople and web sites is through Federated Social Media.

by whyhire.me July 1, 2009

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Social Dementor's Kiss

An extreme case of Social Dementorism in which the loser sucks up another person's entire lifestyle, from wardrobe to basic personality traits

Greg: "Whoa, that kid completely stole every aspect of your being!"
Mike: "I know! He performed the dreaded Social Dementor's Kiss."
Greg: "Yeah either that, or he wants to fuck you real bad."
Mike: "True... True."

by the G-Bear March 2, 2014

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social network dirtbag

Person who follows you on a social network that gets you to follow back then unfollows you just to get more followers.

Bubbles just followed me on instagram. I'll follow her back. Bubbles unfollowed me but I am still following her. What a social network dirtbag!

by Dragonstrike! July 5, 2014

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social media rape

When friends force you into social media, and harass you about it.

Anthony & Jordan: DAVID BUILD A FUCKING TWITTER

David: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT BOBBY STOP THE SOCIAL MEDIA RAPE

by Nethertheless September 1, 2014

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social network whore

somebody who posts relentlessly and comments on everything is secretly a controlfreak of their own implied awesome and has little self control, in controlling it.

Jan posted and commented on six pictures in fifteen minutes, though her friends agree, on the whole, she's annoying. She is being a total social network whore.

by blabagaga December 5, 2013

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