Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.

When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.

by anonymous July 29, 2022

sleep deprivation demon

A person who sleeps so little they birth a demon of the night

Man, after studying for that Physics final my sleep deprivation demon is all over me

by Weeelums December 27, 2019

Sponsored Sleep

The sleep you experience after spending the day slutting out / slutted out by the love of your life.

What a lovely nights sleep, I'm glad it was sponsored sleep.

by Naaaaaani April 26, 2022

Sleeping On Roots

Stoically doing an arduous task for your own benefit ; Working extra hard to get ahead.

1: "Shit dude, where has Steve been?"
2: "Dude, he's been sleeping on roots at his job for a while now."

by Maxwell1526 April 19, 2025

Sleeping beauty

My beautiful baby girl Rika when she is sleeping

Damn my gf Rika sure is a sleeping beauty once she falls asleep

by Rika lover <3 September 27, 2022

Sleep

The act of rolling over and staring at a wall for 3 hours while thinking of people you care about abandoning you

You should get some sleep

by CanOpener743 November 14, 2023

Sleep

Sleep is when you close your eyes for hours and dream dreams. Everyone loves sleeping

Boy : do you like sleeping?

Girl : Yeah!!

Boy : I LOVEEEEE SLEEPING!!

by jjisntcool March 26, 2022