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by animeisgood January 25, 2019

Apocalypse Sausage

Dan’s penis

Dan’s penis is an absolute apocalypse sausage

by Secret Squirrel 66 June 5, 2024

Sausage train

A group of males all walking together with each other, usually in single file.

When I saw six people entering the restaurant and going towards their table I didn't see one woman; it was a sausage train.

by Danny Mew December 6, 2014

popped sausage

When someone cuts there foreskin open while having sex, this can be very painful and very embarrassing

Did you hear that Ruben got a popped sausage when he Fucked Katie? Fuck that's embareasing, I heard he couldn't piss without aggonising pain for a week

by Rubenuben September 4, 2016

gone off sausage

When you leave sausages in the fridge for too long and they go off.

The gone off sausages taste like shit.

by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023

Mutual Sausaging

two individuals of the Male species rubbing shafts, also known as sword fighting or crossing swords. it is an exceptional bonding exercise. no homo

my girlfriend got mad at me for having an intimate mutual sausaging sesh with my best friend

by gayanalman February 13, 2021

Holding the sausage hostage

a wank

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 9, 2020