Usually carries about 20bags on him 24s, steals mopeds and fucks everyone’s girl so keep them hidden from sam
by Bigdon May 16, 2019
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holy shit Sam you fucked Emma
Damn your truck sounds like shit in a can
damnit sam i told you not to get peroid blood on the seats
i dont care if i dont fuck first pussy is pussy amirite
Damn your truck sounds like shit in a can
damnit sam i told you not to get peroid blood on the seats
i dont care if i dont fuck first pussy is pussy amirite
by yomomsjuggs May 20, 2019
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Sam is guy, he is nice from what you can tell. He probably watches anime, or plays sorta gay video games like for honour, or R6. He’s a guy that is attractive, & you probably like him, & that’s why you’re searching his name, he is sweet & has a huge, mega faggot sense of humour, that you find lowkey-highkey funny. His friends are loser, but that doesn’t matter because he is loyal & a kind hearted person. He doesn’t open up very easily, but seems to be the soft kind. He is a dummy, but you learn to love it. he is insecure, he doesn’t always ask, but he needs to reassured. He is humble, anyways I need to hurry this up because I am legit about to shit my pants & I don’t want to shit my pants thanks.
by well_washed_weiner October 2, 2019
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Get the Sam mug.A big fat ugly pig like creature. It likes eating others from its species and human meat. Sam pig is an ugly creature.
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