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Leanto cow

Any cow that can stand straight upright on a hill side and you can get city friend to believe it.
City friend: how do the cows stand straight on the hill side like that? You: There a Leanto cows "Lean-two" there legs are shorter on one side so they can stand straight and not tip over.
by aolslayer September 26, 2017
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Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom
Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.
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Flying cow

Noun - Type of cows that can fly.
Holy cow, that's a flying cow!?

Man, I've just seen a flying cow!
by TKien2 October 26, 2025
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cow

cow
by cowg November 3, 2022
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๐Ÿฎ Two Japanese Dairy Cows ๐Ÿฎ

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 โ€” and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima and Nagasaki into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs whereas Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it โ€” considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.
A biological miracle; ๐Ÿฎ Two Japanese Dairy Cows ๐Ÿฎ have been milked for decades
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 6, 2024
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Cow

A weird shaped horse that produces colored flavorful water out of these bags under it's stomach. Humans often squeee the bag and drink the liquid.
I just got some flavored water from that cow. It was delicious.
by queenawkword14 September 5, 2016
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Knocking At The Cow's Door

A phrase originated from 19th century Thailand, which is often used today to describe something being weird or abnormal.
John - "Did you see that weird guy at the store?"

Mary - "Yeah, he was Knocking At The Cow's Door."
by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020
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