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Dead Tooth Theory

In a competition, there are two clear favorites and then some other garbage. One of the favorites has to take a loss. When this happens, the other competitors cannot be moved ahead of the loser simply because of the loss. See example for correct application of said theory.
Per Colin Cowherd:
I would still rank Alabama and LSU 1 and 2 after this weekend if the game is close. Just because one of these teams has to take a loss doesn’t mean that the other undefeated teams out there are suddenly better. It’s like a beauty contest where there are two clear favorites and another girl has a dead tooth. The results are announced and one hot girl edges the other. Does that mean that you drop the loser below the girl with the DEAD TOOTH?!?!?! NO!!! And Oklahoma State, Boise State, and Oregon all have a dead tooth. It’s the Dead Tooth Theory.
by THE_HERD November 4, 2011
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Lil Dead Sheep

Souncloud rapper with the power of sheep.
Vlad: "why does Lil Dead Sheep have horns tattoed on his forehead?"
Sara: "Just say Sheep, or else it's LSD dislexia.
he said and I qoute; Dis are hornz || sheep got hornz."
Vlad: "True true."
by Vape_Chaser420 April 26, 2021
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Dead dying dog

Used usually by Indigenous Australians means your a dog. That's Both dead and dying at the Same time. It's used as and insult usually pronounce dead dying dawwwg . Sometimes had an extra "dumb" between dying and dog
White fulla : yea shuddup aye mate

black deadly fulla: yea come ere then ya dead dying dog.
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Dead girl walking

"I need it hard, I'm a dead girl walking. I'm in your yard, im a dead girl walking."
by GodchampKinnie April 10, 2022
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dead end job

a dead end job is a job where there’s no room for advancement or pay increase and where you aren’t treated with respect .
Teen: hey dad i found a new job and i love it

Dad: that job is a dead end job you can’t go anywhere with that go find a career .

Teen: ok dad i’ll go to trade school or work for law enforcement or maybe even become a firefighter .
by Facts_speaker September 20, 2021
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Red Dead Online

A toxic cesspool of booters, lag switchers, god mode, and off-radar cheaters who will doxx you for calling them trash. Red Dead Online used to be fun, but now it has become whatever the fuck Cockstar Games let it turn into.
Red Dead Online isn't what it used to be. It's too toxic now.
by TheWarHorse100 February 18, 2023
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social dead end

Also known as SDE for short.

A person (usually a guy) who either a) has no friends, or b) shields his friends from others all the time. If you meet one of these people, you won't be making any "friends of friends" through them anytime soon, no matter how hard you try or how many years pass. If the SDE is dating someone steadily, you won't even know her name until after they break up.

A SDE will especially shield contacts of the opposite sex, even if they have no chance with them, for fear their friends will "steal their girl/guy". If they're in a steady relationship, they still shield because a) they're still afraid someone (including you) will try to steal her/him away, or b) the SO is nothing to be proud of (ie a fugly ditch pig or pork chop). When a SDE brings out a contact of the opposite sex, it's almost always an ex, or someone he/she tried and failed to get with. Meanwhile, the SDE will have no problem asking you to introduce more girls/guys to him/her regularly. If you do it's a one-way street.

If you are stuck in a social circle full of SDEs, you must find some non-SDEs on your own, as your friends sure as hell won't be helping in this department.

Engineers and Computer Programmers come to mind.
Ted left all those SDE engineers after grad, and last time he checked they were all still hanging out and dating in the same incestuous pool called "ultimate".

After knowing Vic for 4 years, Sam only knew of some girls he tried to get with, but not by name. At that point Sam realized he'd wasted 4 years of his life hanging with a social dead end.
by Slammer111 August 27, 2009
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