The muffin is a very majestic creatures The muffin likes to eat other muffins if you come across a muffin run they will not take a chance to kill you to kill you
Muffin showssss
by Bob Open hood August 28, 2021
Get the Muffin show mug.The act of having showered and subsequently realize that you must excrete. It is the opposite of doing a shi-show.
Person 1: Fuck man! I just did a show-shi!
Person 2: Did you not know you had to take a shit?
Person 1: No, I didn't feel it coming until I stepped out of the shower.
Person 2: Did you not know you had to take a shit?
Person 1: No, I didn't feel it coming until I stepped out of the shower.
by Dr. Quique February 28, 2009
Get the show-shi mug.When you fart after you blow smoke up the butthole and it blows a perfect ring. Also known as a rim puff
Student : I’ve been practicing my smoke shows butt they keep coming out like an oval. Got any advice as a mentor ?
Maestro: Oh yes I used to have that problem. I really have to curl in not out. Try that next time. Also getting a toy can be super beneficial.
Student: ah that makes so much sense, maybe I should size up my plug?
Maestro: yes, the bigger the asshole the bigger the puff. But it’s all about muscle control, it’s no fart you know
Maestro: Oh yes I used to have that problem. I really have to curl in not out. Try that next time. Also getting a toy can be super beneficial.
Student: ah that makes so much sense, maybe I should size up my plug?
Maestro: yes, the bigger the asshole the bigger the puff. But it’s all about muscle control, it’s no fart you know
by ButtMaestro March 1, 2023
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Get the stop showing ass mug.An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.
Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’
by Andos Hastos October 7, 2021
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