bungee dumping

When someone eats some sort of string such that when one takes a dump the shit is formed on the thread of string, and when exiting the anus performs a bungee jump-like action in the toilet bowl.

Hey dude I was watching the fishes in the aquarium and i ate a string and my shit was totally bungee dumping!

by teddybearslayer102 November 28, 2015

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Jump-A-Dump

when you jump and crap at the same time.

Guy 1:Oh my god, you see that guy over there??
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!

by ConnorDotEXE November 30, 2016

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Kids Tylenol Dump

The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.

Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.

by anonymous January 12, 2021

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Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.

Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.

by Koknballz May 17, 2017

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Dumping ground degrees

A place rubbish or unwanted students are admitted into. A degree programme where only the only the numbers in your bank account matters or where's there's so little competition that even your 7yo nephew can get in

Sigh, my rank points for A-levels is only 67. Looks like i can only apply for dumping ground degrees like NUS EEE!

by SingaporeFarmer March 15, 2021

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