When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.
by Early Cuyler May 10, 2014
A person that you tie a chain or rope around and then drag through a very very large mud hole till they are completly covered in mud.
by Judge dredd7 August 02, 2011
An offensive and quite possibly racist term used to degrade people native to mesoamerica. Mud refers to the mud they might use to build houses and towns. Turkey refers to the headdresses made from feathers that the native tribespeople were observed to occasionally wear.
”Did you see who Alex is dating now?”
”You mean The Mud Turkey?”
”Woah mate that sounds super racist. Not sure if it is but it sure sounds like it”
”You mean The Mud Turkey?”
”Woah mate that sounds super racist. Not sure if it is but it sure sounds like it”
by SapphoPrime August 21, 2024
by Turkey person 82 August 12, 2024
Baby girl tonight's erotic forecast is gonna be crappy. They're projecting its gonna be a mud blizzard.
by xHotSauce April 25, 2020
A white man who is unwholesomely obsessed with the possibility that his lover, or a woman he simply desires, might prefer a non-white man over him.
Donald saw a picture of me hugging my Gymnastics coach after I won the state championship and he freaked out, accusing me of screwing Mr. Clarence, even though he was three times my age. I had no idea Donald was such a mud shark. Of course, I broke up with him - that wasn't the only thing, but it was definitely the last straw.
by Arcadia Berger November 29, 2024
Sometimes in life you get a feeling, a feeling you can’t describe. It makes you feel safe, and content, it brings you ease. You know that this is meant to be. You have found it. The stars have aligned, everything around you sudddenly makes sense. You have found the mud room feeling.
by mls7 September 03, 2019