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HELP ME!!!

OH SHIT SOMEBODY HELP MEE!!!! IM ACTUALLY BEEING EATEN BY BEARS RIGHT NOW!!! CALL DA POLICEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exhibit A: I have reason to believe that I am being eaten alive by a bear.

Exhibit B: That seem to be the case, Sir. Fancypants.

Exhibit A: Would you care to help a fellow camrade out?

Exhibit B: Sure thing, fam. *walks away*

Exhibit A: WTF R U DOING DUDE??? HELP ME!!!

Exhibit B: I have actually never really liked you, Sir. Fancypants. And to help you out were be to betray everything I stand for and believe in.

Exhibit A: what

Exhibit B: what
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Broomstick me

The act of someone fucking you or putting a broomstick in your ass, asshole, butthole and etc.
Layla:*talks about hot guys*
Lizz:Romeo and Chris can broomstick me plz and thx.
by LunaBroom June 9, 2018
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Broomstick Me

The act of some or something fucking you or shoving a broomstick up your ass or lady purse aka vagina.
Luna:*talks about hot guys*
Lizz: Romeo and Chris can broomstick me please and thanks.
by LunaBroom June 9, 2018
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Tool me

A whole live pecker inside of you!
I really do wish Andrew would just tool me every which a way!!!
by GAY GOKU March 25, 2023
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corrupt me

The definition of "Corrupt Me" is an alternate way of saying "ruin me" or "degrade me" In terms of wanting someone or something to have their "fun" with you
Timothy: Give me a chance baby, and I'll show you how badly I can corrupt you~

Eli: I will give you one chance to corrupt me, you better make it worth it~

Timothy: I'll corrupt you beyond your wildest desires, your word is my command.
by McSpinack May 19, 2023
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DNF ME

"DNF ME" means "Do NOT Fuck Me" or even think about it or try to think about it.
Dick Johnson tried to DNF ME buy offering me next to nothing for my Playboy magazine collection from the 1960s!
by Dr. Real Nasty February 6, 2023
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Adopt me

I hate adopt me.
by butth@ir December 16, 2022
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