Matthew

The one who talks about porridge and rock pigeons

Matthew loves coke

by Menloveboobs October 9, 2020

Matthew Erickson

Matt is a male specimen who thinks he the shit but he not the fart cause he plays ball hawks. He is also know as a depressing person because of his repost on Tik tok. (Ps I also forgot to add the same thing in Levi Bradley McFadden definition but he is also very depressed and obsessed with is ex

Matthew Erickson loves is Pc

by Chink nugget69 December 25, 2024

Matthew

refers to a CS freshman who enrolled in this course clearly for one reason - the Femboys

"Matthew refuses to get a lobotomy because he wants to remember his favorite femboys."
"ts so matthew"

by DDEDR September 11, 2025

Matthew

Some dude, lives like a champ, but isnt one

Girl:Is that matthew
Girl 2: Yeah...
Boy: Is that Matthew
Girls 1 and 2: Yeah

by The peepee parylyzer November 1, 2021

Matthew Beatty

Can stop anything in it’s path like the iceberg that sunk the titanic

Matthew Beatty can run over 80 mph

by Hoover Banks May 28, 2020

Matthew

A sexy boy who really loves to play Spiderman and fortnite

Matthew is walking on the beach in a fortnite speedo when he sees a really sexy Latina lying down. He walks up to her and uses his fortnite rizz to get her to come with him to his luxury apartment. This sexy Latina is in shock on the sexy gamer physique of sexy Matthew. They walk in the door and the first thing Matthew asks her is Fortnite? The sexy Latina says yes and they get to playing fortnite on Matt's Playstation. Matthew is a fortnite gamer God and he destroys this sexy Latina in fortnite. The sexy Latina is shocked on how good Matthew is at fortnite. Matthew and the Latina finish their last match of fortnite. Then Matthew proceeds to destroy this sexy Latina in the bedroom aswell.

by DirtyDom6969 December 4, 2023

Saint Matthew

A guy who likes to spit on females backs an make it seem like he has cum

I have just saint Matthew you

by Zekekez April 22, 2022