Jew Tears

: mix drink consisting of Manischewitz cream peach kosher blush wine, Yaegermeister, a salt rim and a flick of ash from a cigarette.

“Hey bar keep get this Alter Noyef a glass Jew tears for his shizer”

by Abezhibit August 1, 2021

Jew-jiutsu

A stupid or comedic way of referring to krav maga

I just learned Jew-jiutsu

by Wednesday Swinger August 17, 2021

Dutch Jew

A man who refuses to take his wife/girlfriend out to dinner. He will only go if they split the bill.

Marco is a dutch jew, he makes her pay for 1/2 of the dinner check.

by CT Finest October 1, 2013

Jew Shanking

The act of penetration by an uncircumcised penis.

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...

by Scash March 23, 2012

City Jew

A jewish citizen that isnt hardcore in the activities of judaism and the culture of judaism, but follows certain traditions when pressured at home and may have a cheeky prayer every now and then.

"Look at him, he's such a city jew"

by dylandahorse September 10, 2012

a treif-jew

this is an amalgamation of the terms a treife and a jew. It's a term of derision or insult, usually used by jews against other jews, to define 1) a jew who behaves and acts like a goy or 2) a jew who has converted out of judaism into another monotheistic religion.

two jews meet on the street and one of them is eating a Black Forest ham and cheese sandwich.

jew a) how dare you eat this junk, you a treif-jew, you are disgrace to judaism.
jew b) thanks for reminding me, but please just stuff it and be on your way.

by Sexydimma December 1, 2011

Jew bits

Pennies

The cashier ran out of jew bits to make change

by zack the hack December 23, 2011