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Jason

May not always be on the same page, but will always be there for you. True best friend.
I'm feeling so low, I think I need Jason
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Jason

Jason is one of a kind human being. He typically dates older women and is not interested in anyone younger than him. He usually has tanned skin, hazel eyes, a small flat nose and tight curly hair.

Forewarning- Jason is not like other guys. He is a beast. He is rough at night, and is an animal in the bedroom. He likes to take control and likes it rough 😈 He likes to watch gay porn and is an LGBTQ+ supporter.

He has boba eyes. He is not short but he is not tall. He has a very muscular build but could loose some weight. He has big juicy meaty thighs but he is hiding a BIG beast between them 😈

Jason is a man of God, but could use Jesus in his life.

One strange thing about this boy, is that he likes to suck the snot out his partners (cause he could be into guys) nosešŸ‘ƒ He is shy at first and has this tough exterior but when you get to know the real Jason, he is actually a kind loving soul who cares for others. He jokes a lot but underneath all that, he is a lonely being who by joking hides his true emotions.

He is a pretty alpha wolf who takes good care of himself by wearing lip ice and working out for that bakery for his men and women. When he kisses, he kisses passionately. His tongue can reach all places 😈 He is bipolar and bisexual.

He is a comfortable man who is willing to release that gas in front of his loved ones and strangers. He likes girls and boys with long curly hair, but will settle for those sexy blonde haired species.
Girl 1: Whose that bro with the Afro?
Girl 2: It’s obviously Jason, did you not see the way he sucks that banana šŸŒ

Girl 1: oooohhh
by User1779494 March 22, 2024
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Jaydon

He is one of the best people in the world and sets his eyes on only one girl and will love that girl until she doesn’t love her and even if she doesn’t love him he might even still love her and try his hardest to win her love back because deep down he would marry this girl. Ussually he like nerdy stuff like video games and superhero’s. Some times he thinks he isn’t good enough but always has someone to tell him other wise jaydon always cares for other people and almost never gives up. He isn’t gay btw. He loves boobs too and has bracelet that says ā€œI ā¤ļø boobies!ā€ A lot of people say they don’t like jaydon but they just haven’t got to really talk to him
Person A: I ’m talking to a really nice guy

Person B :Is it jaydon

Person A: yup

Person B: knew it but still he kinda sucks

Person A: you don’t get the hyper
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Jason

JASON is the definition of gay.
Example: Jason walks into a bar and you see him and automatically think wow he is gay!
by Jas0n b0rne April 11, 2024
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Jaylon

A GAY ASS NIGGA who sucks at blade ball and flashes his Johnson in the camera on face time calls
"Lets ply blade ball" "dont invite him he's a Jaylon"
by T0tallynotsyd April 14, 2024
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Jaylon

A black boy who is the best-st friend you could ever have. He has a smooth deep voice and is 6'1-6'0, slim, darkskin, handsome even though he often denies such allegations. He is very funny, hilarious even. And talking to him will be the highlight of your day. He'll there for you even at your lowest. And he doesn't mind sitting in silence if its to make you feel better. But don't be shocked if he's a FREAK. Jaylons have a very high sex drive even though they get little to no play. That's sort of a good thing because when they finally find the right one she is going to be well taken care of. When you have him never ever lose him because they will take you back the same. Jaylons are almost always friends. Even when they don't want to be. Overall Jaylons are Amazing guys. (WITH LARGE GENITALS)
"who was that" "oh that was my friend Jaylon"
by T0tallynotsyd April 14, 2024
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Jaylon Armstrong

Freaky mf. Very handsome, sexy, can be grumpy at times but all you have to do is show him some love. Kind but could be mean to you depending on if he’s comfortable enough to be mean to you in the first place. An amazing person who is very loyal and would treat you like a princess if you smother him up with love. Is a bit wack but really chill to hang and spend time with. There’s never a dull moment with a Jaylon.
Girl: I love my boyfriend! His name is Jaylon.
Girl 2: Yeah, you already told me this for the hundredth time. I do not care.
Jaylon Armstrong: I love Sian.
by Jaylonlover69 June 19, 2024
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