fireman's jam

Cum.

Yeah baby, spray me down with your fireman's jam.

by CrustaceanStacean March 22, 2023

victoria jam

Victoria Jam is when your wife Victoria accepts their fate and gets cream pied during the time of the month giving that Victoria Sponge Jam mess.

I gave our victoria the classic Victoria Jam last night, her buns where messy in the end.

by Royal Slut December 17, 2021

Muskoka Log Jam

When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.

I met this girl at the bar yesterday. Took her home and gave her a Muskoka Log Jam.

by Huxtable Smithers January 20, 2025

Slam and jam

When you're so messed up off of whatever, you try to bang a chick but your piece jams, meaning you're unable to bust a nut.

Bd and cool: trashed

Girl: one of you guys wanna bang? Which one of you has a
Condom?
Bd & cool: neither of us.
Bd: I'm trashed, I can just slam and jam. Child support's mad expensive dawg.
Cool: haha ya I've only had 5 beers I'm not jammed yet dawg.

by Air conditioner April 19, 2016

Jizz Jam

It's like those concerts where drummers play with paint on their drums, but you know... it's jizz.

You guys wanna have a jizz jam session later? I've been saving loads in a jar (some would call it a jizz jam jar).

by deanofjizz April 28, 2022

Damson jammed

Damson jammed is a statement used when a female is aroused or when her pussy is throbbing.

*Brandon sends video*
Cerys: “oh daddy, I’m damson jammed.”

Brandon: wtf does that mean hahahaha
Cerys: secret
Brandon: google did not help me what a fat twat *gay ass pic of Theo pikachu*

by Pussywigga February 01, 2019

butter and jam

when something is simply pointless

to play for butter and jam

“You guys are playing for butter and jam! It’s a lost game.”

by Gerald Hunt September 06, 2022