Jake

To be a disgrace to humanity. To be a misogynistic, hypocritical idiot. A cunt.

See that boy there? He beat up Tammy and then made fun of her bi-polar. He's a proper Jake.

by Mia Metro September 21, 2020

Jake weight

The weight of one’s fast food order has either a positive or a negative “feel”.

The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.

by Yeawhatever May 6, 2024

jake

so basically, hes a guy who doesn't have time for study groups and doesn't give cranes.

A jake will say "what d you mean by study group?" "I don't have time for those"

by N.A and KA and A.S via insta November 2, 2021

Jake

An asshole and a clown, known for being a hypocrite and retarded. They often complain about random shit for no reason and use stupid excuses like “they died in roblox” as a reason to be a complete dickhead.

Emoji definition: 😭🤦🏻 ♀️🤡🌝

That dumbass bitch is such a Jake

by Len “Banana Bitch” Kagamine May 8, 2020

Jakes lover

Jake one and only lover is a girl named Sarah

You can use it like that, Jakes lover is so lucky to have sim jake aka sim jaeyun

by jaeyun04 September 13, 2022

jake

Often an obese male, loves to eat junk food and often cocky

Jake loves to eat McDonalds

by ObeseMale123 December 16, 2017

The Jakes

The Jakes means toilet or latrine

Where did Cheryl go? She had some bad clams, she's on the jakes

by Horace Cox August 21, 2022