the fam jam

this is a family where kids pretend to have a family with other students. for example.....my fam jam is.......
auntie Roz, auntie Emma, Sara(me)
rozes kids are.... Taylin, Kurt, Brendan, Cole. rozes lover is Harry Collett

emmas kid is.... Alyssa. emmas lover is Kaden
saras kids are .... Allison, Jaxon, Gabe. saras lover is nobody because she divorced him last year.

the fam jam is messed up because roz fucks her nephew
the fam jam is messed up because these are kids pretending to have kids
the fam jam is messed up because rozes boyfriend is famous and doent know her

by that family life March 12, 2020

Jam

To Play a video game

"Ill jam later"

by Spac3bacon March 10, 2023

My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.

Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.

by pepsimango July 21, 2024

Log jam

The act of defecating in a public urinal.

Man I really had to go and all the toilets were occupied, so I made one heck of a log jam.

by Asspanda February 26, 2023

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Lonnie Benningfield junior owns Bending over bootys Bending over buts behinds breasts jams the BJS BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJAY MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq September 20, 2025

Northern Texas Door Jam

The act of inviting a boy you like over to your house and then during dinner, you spill water all over him to make him yours......basically this is how to get the boys.

Dude: Eve totally pulled a Northern Texas Door Jam on me!!
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude

by Pillar of Salt October 7, 2014

jammed up badly

Jammed up Badly, when you find yourself in a bad situation that makes you rethink your decision

Crocodile Shim blew some chicks back out Saturday night She got jammed up badly .

Mike Jammed up a family of 4 Badly it was a rough scene

The boys got jammed up badly on the shim’s last weekend on the bikes.

by Shim Shady March 27, 2024