Mustache Jackson

Prerequisite: Must have access to a fire engine and hose lines.

Verb: to use Zillow and find houses for sale that presumably will be unoccupied, that way you can stretch hose to the front door to simulate real training.

(Warning) this action will piss off the whole neighborhood and the home owner will rush home and try to fight you

Is that house for sale? How about a mustache Jackson.

by Doc_Easy May 1, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Jackson

Jackson is a nice guy but sometimes his jokes are taken a little too serious and aren't that funny. He once stuttered and said more kinder and will never live it up.

"Wow Jackson is such a more kinder little bitch"

by aidenwilliams2407 May 6, 2025

Jackson

guy who loves feet

Yeah I'm a Jackson, I'll suck your toes.

by inept9000 May 6, 2025

Jackson

This guy is pussy ass bitch, and he would never hurt a fly. His ass is so big though it claps as he walks down the hallway. I’m not gay but I would hit that shit.

A: Have you seen that guy Jackson
B: yeah I’m not gay, but I would hit that

by Person #556 May 9, 2025

Michael Jackson

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.

"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"

by I_love_applehead June 2, 2025

Jackson

He is as suckable as a rock with white crusty stuff covering it. He is so sexy even though he has no bitches. He is sexy as fuck and he will suck anything that wiggles and jiggles. He loves having 69 with sexy anime wamen. You are lucky if he avoids you. (not) You will love the feeling of his rough, wet, juicy tongue rolling around on your dick.

Sexy Girlfriend: OMG!!!! IS THAT JACKSON
Boyfriend: Don't Even Say It
Sexy Ex-Girlfriend: Moaning uncontrollably* OMG JACKSON! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WASHING MY VAGINA
Jackson/New Boyfriend: No problem Sexy ;)

by kobecatjr December 3, 2022