rage lettuce

Eating out someone's butt so vigorously that it causes hem to bleed. And continuing to do so

Ah man I went total rage lettuce last night

by P hobbs February 9, 2017

Poseidon's Rage

When you're balls are given a free cleaning during a courtesy flush.

Took a massive shit and got hit by Poseidon's Rage.

by Piggyx00 December 12, 2019

Graham Rage

The common angry reaction after getting beaten on Fifa by a crap player

G I need to get an new xbox controller

L why?

G I had a bout of Graham rage last night and threw it against the wall after this

Bugger only had 1 shot on target and beat me 1-0

by Dw86 January 11, 2020

wage rage

When you get really angry because there's inflation, but your nominal wage doesn't adjust

Damn it Peter, inflation is at 4% but I still earn as much as last year. I got such a wage rage!

by qe082020 March 31, 2020

Show rage

Show rage is the feeling of anger you have when watching or participating in a reality TV show.

I couldn't contain my show rage while watching big brother. Gordon Ramsey needs to control his show rage when dealing with his contestants.

by Pixietail April 22, 2020

roid rage

The extreme, all-encompassing, homicidal rage, towards everyone and everything, that one feels when one's ass grapes flare up.

Bob killed a man yesterday. They say it was a case of blind roid rage.

by Billy Soccerfoot February 27, 2020

Tinder Rage

To constantly swipe right on every profile you see in hopes of getting a match to help ease your sad, pathetic, single life.

Guy#1: what the FUCK!

Guy#2: what's up man with him?

Guy#3: he swiped right so many times and can't get a single match.

Guy#2: sounds like he's on a tinder rage.

by JoJo Rabbit February 28, 2020