When a male human warms his hands by placing them down his pants and gently caressing his testicles and penis. This is not a sexual act, it just feels fucking good.
by q1w3r78 December 05, 2010
the delicate art of stuffing ones thumbs in a ladys arse, and spreading the fingers out in a joyfull circular bliss around her buttocks, whilst in the act of doggy style.....
Nick: Is lisa allright? She seems to be walking a bit funny today......
Joe: she got jazz handed last night
Nick: MOMMY BOYYYY!!!!
Joe: she got jazz handed last night
Nick: MOMMY BOYYYY!!!!
by playfulgorilla May 13, 2009
1. That hand-whore never goes out with guys because she's always home takin' care of business by herself.
2. He divorced her because she's such a hand-whore and never gave up the pussy.
3. That hand-whore is always droppin' books, so she never needs a man's affection. She just goes to the library all day long.
2. He divorced her because she's such a hand-whore and never gave up the pussy.
3. That hand-whore is always droppin' books, so she never needs a man's affection. She just goes to the library all day long.
by Spyboy Pseudodelic December 21, 2011
A misplaced hand occurs when someone tries to feel up another person and that person then has to move the hand away (usually to the hip or worst case off the person all together). Most people will get the hint that the area is off limits however sometimes the misplaced hand is misonstrued as playing "hard to get" leading to further embaressment.
After an enjoyable makeout session, maria had to put billys misplaced hand in check. It was only the 2nd date and he had to do some more wining and dining before he could move to 2nd base.
by inspectah gadget April 20, 2010
the way your hands get sticky/dusty/smelly after a long day playing sports, on a road trip or at a carnival/fair
by Nacho 720 March 16, 2009
Using both of your fists(hands) to fist two women at the exact same time. One girl on each fist(hand).
Damn bro! I heard that Kyle and Chad both had Hulk Hands at Jake's party the other with 4 Jamestown girls. They are true super herebro's.
by RoboChad August 09, 2012
by Thommy94 December 12, 2006