Hamming around

A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where to lesbians, within the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, aggressively rub their vulvas (‘hams’) together on the sofa.

Dave: hey steph, boring weekend huh?

You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Steph: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.

by wake_and_whack 8=> November 13, 2020

A ham

It’s just the Normal way of saying sIlLy lItTlE bAkA anyone can be a ham but they also less retarded then “those” type of people

Sam:Dude Mikey stop being A ham my guy

Miles:don’t you mean silly little Baka dude?
Sam:The actually fuck miles? Are you one of “those” type of people?
Mikey:heh you guy are Such A hame
Sam and Miles:Oh Mikey! *laughs dramatically*

by TheGayStarLord365 February 11, 2022

Ham Screamer

A sandwich consisting of ham, marinara sauce, and Caesar dressing served on soft white bread.

Steven devoured his ham screamer with the ferocious and quiet determination of that walking pile of cum, Abigail Adams.

by Screamerboy88 September 25, 2021

Ham Sandwich

A person who has suffered horrific burn injuries as a result of a house fire.

Man, that ham sandwich has patches of hair and shit everywhere

by Captain Spudz December 15, 2021

Ham

Food

I like ham

by Cheeky nugget January 24, 2022

Having a ham

Expresses being shocked after a discovery.

Just found out we have a test next period, i’m having a ham.

by aris417 October 13, 2020

HAM Rub

A "HAM Rub" is a more accurate definition for a "Blow Job." Describes fellatio as "Hand And Mouth" rubbing... as there is (generally) no real "blowing" involved.

My husband was hard all day, after I promised him a HAM Rub for our anniversary celebration.

by jillydoo October 9, 2014