Half Shit My Pants

An event that is between a wet fart and full blown shitting yourself. Poo was contained between your buttocks and you were able to make it to a restroom to finish and cleanup.

I half shit my pants today, but I was able to make it to the bathroom.

by Bbo1234 November 2, 2022

half-co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's half-pibling's husband.

My half-co-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

half-burnt hotdog bun

To have anal sex with a girl while spanking one side of her ass untill it bruises and turns black, making it look like a half-burnt hotdog bun.

Wow he just half-burnt hotdog bunned her so hard she won't be able to sit down for months

by J.B.G December 17, 2006

half-eaten war bagel

A person of jewish heritage who was crippled during the holocaust in Germany.

"Your grandfather was a half-eaten war bagel."

by pjiy February 26, 2009

The Half Load Hitler

Where a man with only one testicle delivers half a normal man’s sausage porridge portion

I was very disappointed with my one night stand the other night Carol, he only delivered The half load Hitler

by Tergloken February 5, 2018

Chop Shop 'N' Half

The act of cutting your high school AG shop in half. Usually the tool of choice is a grinder.

#1 Dude Hortons so pissed
#2 Why?
#1 I Chop Shop 'N' Half and he's threating to give me ISS

by Zero Fun Sir March 9, 2010

1 and a half foot club

2 guys with nine inch cocks

phwwoor mate lets sandwich that bird . yeah we shall put her in the 1 and a half foot club , wey hey

by martin9inch September 21, 2007