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Human Red Carpet

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go
“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”
by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020
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Human Soul

A human's SOUL is not their entire physical being, but rather their essence, with in a human's physical body.
When the Human Soul is heavily damaged it will lead to the humans death.
by IMONE124115512251512125152 January 11, 2025
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Human water fountain

When a water gun is inserted into a vagina or asshole and is used to spray water out of the persons mouth turning them into a human water fountain
Nathan: “Hey Charlie, I want to turn you into a human water fountain tonight”
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Darren:“I’m thirsty”

Stella: “Well, babe you can drink from my human water fountain tonight 👍”
by Dilligulper09 July 25, 2025
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Human Wind Tunnel

The act of farting while simultaneously taking a rip from a bong.
The room fell silent as Becka filled the chamber of her bong with thick, white smoke. As she cleared it in one breath, she let out a thunderous fart that sent her friends into fits of laughter as they bore witness to the Human Wind Tunnel.
by spacehead74 September 14, 2020
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And the fucking thumbnail is a human brain split into 2 hemispheres.
Hym "Oh geez guys! I WONDER WHO THOUGHT OF THAT!? THEY MUST BE A GENIUS! 'MIT gives AI the ability to 'reason like humans' with hybrid architecture' says the article. That is brilliant! (It was me by the way I'm the genius)."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Human Grazing

The act of grabbing pubes with your mouth and tearing them off and chewing on them like a cow chews grass. This is typically done for Blowjobs and Pussy eating.
Jenny : How was it with John last night Mia?
Mia : We did some Human Grazing and that’s the last time I let him eat me out.
by Pigeon_King69420 August 30, 2020
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None Humanity Monke

When monke is lose all Humanity and makes all men praise him and makes them play pokemon so they can learn how to catch some bitches
I am love this none humanity monke he made me learn how to catch bitches
by anonymous January 24, 2022
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