The Muddy Goat

The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".

Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom

by the stanky leg April 5, 2009

The Goat

Greatest of All Time aka Alex Caruso

Hey look it’s the Goat Alex Caruso!

by My name is jeff1234 January 18, 2020

the goat

someone who is amazing, sexy, can never do wrong, and can never die

Yeah, Madis dad Robert is the goat.

by anonymous November 7, 2025

Goat

Goat I used to describe or as a name for twitch streamer and overwatch player wovengnat and is also what he screams when he wins

Jackson: yo Jacob have you heard of the goat?
Jacob: you mean wovengnat the overwatch tank player?

Jackson: yea man the goat of overwatch

by WovenGnat August 9, 2024

Goat

Lionel Messi

Lionel messi is the fucking goat

by Urmom12341234 July 5, 2021

Damien the Goat

The best furry youtuber. The cutest goat! You should sub to him on youtube, he would really like that OwO

Damien The Goat is the best youtuber, and is very cute.

by CloverDaWusky October 15, 2020

Goated

It's when someone comes up behind you, grabs you by the scrotum and pulls

Chris got goated by Jimmy at work today

by Lluthor7 August 21, 2019