A certain proctologist who has a secret identity, captain fingers, by night. He uses his extraordinary finger powers to give criminals a prostate exam until they give up. His only weakness is women and gay males.
Guy 1: I went to see my proctologist yesterday and he screamed "CAPTAIN FINGERS!" Before he preformed my exam.
Guy 2: How hard did he jam his fingers up your butt?
Guy 1: Hard... Very hard. And when he yelled, im sure everybody in the hallway felt very uncomfortable.
Guy 2: How hard did he jam his fingers up your butt?
Guy 1: Hard... Very hard. And when he yelled, im sure everybody in the hallway felt very uncomfortable.
by MrPants September 5, 2012
Get the Captain Fingersmug. Stank finger is when you have sexual intercourse wit somebody and you finger de booty and youre finger stanks
by Kevins friend January 16, 2019
Get the Stank Fingermug. The procedure of getting your 'fingers messy' when fingering your girl, in other words masturbating a girl for their pleaure
by cally bads December 9, 2008
Get the [Messy] [Fingers]mug. A dance where you put your two hands in front of your face, palms facing you, then simulate rain falling in front of you with your fingers, because fresh house music is raining all over you.
That house song was so fresh, I had to break out the rain fingers. It was raining fresh house music!
by dance armstrong October 30, 2012
Get the rain fingersmug. Finger Pussy: When two people combine their hands in a praying cross figure and open one side, Each participant has their own view.
Example: put your hands together palms touching, all of your fingers should be touching. Now make Spok hands as in seperate the ring and middle fingers, and insert into a partners hands who's also are in the same position as yours. making the + shape. Now slightly open your hands and take a peek at your finger pussy..
John: hey Suzanne wanna see my finger pussy?"
Suzanne: "Fuck you Frank."
<blamm lawsuit.>> lol
NOW GO PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS..!!
Example: put your hands together palms touching, all of your fingers should be touching. Now make Spok hands as in seperate the ring and middle fingers, and insert into a partners hands who's also are in the same position as yours. making the + shape. Now slightly open your hands and take a peek at your finger pussy..
John: hey Suzanne wanna see my finger pussy?"
Suzanne: "Fuck you Frank."
<blamm lawsuit.>> lol
NOW GO PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS..!!
by truMichael January 23, 2014
Get the Finger Pussymug. A person who after inserting their finger in an anus, genital area or otherwise offensive odor producing area, whipes said finger in random places to transfer the smell. Similar to a stink palm but smaller.
by hgeer3 June 3, 2010
Get the finger jockeymug. jelly finger is when you masturbate and your hand is tired then you get cum on it. after your finished you lick the cum of.
do you do jelly finger,you do jelly finger,what is jelly finger,do you like cum because you do jelly finger. ugh jelly finger boy/girl/man/woman,vagina or penis
by James Follower dingle berry November 24, 2017
Get the jelly fingermug.