Penny Finger

N. The darkish residue left on the finger tips after counting pennies

Person 1 "DUDE WHAT THE HELL YOUR LEAVING FINGERPRINTS ALL OVER THE PLACE!"
Person 2 "Sorry i got penny fingers"

by Dupuis May 20, 2013

jelly finger

jelly finger is when you masturbate and your hand is tired then you get cum on it. after your finished you lick the cum of.

do you do jelly finger,you do jelly finger,what is jelly finger,do you like cum because you do jelly finger. ugh jelly finger boy/girl/man/woman,vagina or penis

by James Follower dingle berry November 24, 2017

clicker finger

In this day and age, the clicker finger has replaced the pointer finger. With the revolution of the personal computer, nobody points anymore, they click. So the clicker finger is actually your index finger.

Oh man, today was the lamest work day. I spent the entire day on the computer and now my clicker finger is killing me!

by srbudboyy2k August 8, 2007

Fat Fingered

To mess up a typed document with misspellings (typos)

To Be porked or screwed by someone.

That letter got fat fingered, Obviously someone can't type!

I got fat fingered last night yo...

by Dani3ll3 June 21, 2012

11th finger

basically a penis.

billy: hey, wanna feel my 11th finger?
christina: sure! wanna feel mine too?
billy:
billy: wAIT-

by moldyhummus July 5, 2019

Chilli finger

The process of slicing multiple hot chilli peppers before getting a girl over, then chilli fingering her till her pussy burns hot like Mount Vesuvius back on August 24th 79 AD.

"Dude Becky cheated on me so i got her over and totally chilli fingered her all night"

"I was chilli fingering Amanda's butthole last night and she pulled the classic reversal and sprayed last nights fajitas all over me'

by thechillifingerer November 23, 2018

Captain Fingers

A certain proctologist who has a secret identity, captain fingers, by night. He uses his extraordinary finger powers to give criminals a prostate exam until they give up. His only weakness is women and gay males.

Guy 1: I went to see my proctologist yesterday and he screamed "CAPTAIN FINGERS!" Before he preformed my exam.

Guy 2: How hard did he jam his fingers up your butt?

Guy 1: Hard... Very hard. And when he yelled, im sure everybody in the hallway felt very uncomfortable.

by MrPants September 5, 2012