Dry Steam

The act of forcibly placing someones ball bag into a mound of very hot sand .

Man, if that faget Liam asks me for some more of my Japple, lets give him a dry steam. You get him into the cupid position and I'll fish out his incredibly small nut sack. I wish I had some gloves.

by mung0 January 1, 2010

dry fire

(verb) to go through the motions necessary to discharge a firearm or ranged weapon, but without any functional projectile loaded into its chamber

It can be damaging to a bow to dry fire it.

by J.R., PhD, MD, PsyD, Esq. May 4, 2022

Dry Toad

When you get two taods back to back and just start going to town on your hog with that setup

Felt horny last night do I went down to the swamp and just had a dry Toad kind of night

by DumbNFat February 3, 2025

dry splat

The lack of sound that a bug makes when it hits your windshield. This is caused from hot dry weather and no bug juice.

It has been so hot and dry out that when Pat and I were driving down the road we ran into a swarm of bugs and had nothing but dry splats which leave no marks on the windshield.

by demon71 August 11, 2010

Dry Docking

When two homosexual partners partake in sexual intercourse, specifically anal, put the one performing the penetration doesn't ejaculate.

Yesterday, I was dry docking Glen and I'm still holding my cum inside of me, which is why I don't want you getting close to my penis.

by Glen_The_Gay_Apache_Helicopter November 27, 2017

Dry Fred

The act of giving a male a hand job with no lubricant.

Hey man, did you hear Nicole gave John a dry fred last night?

by Vansandaskimask January 14, 2020

Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day

Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!

by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022