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Dutch Jew

A man who refuses to take his wife/girlfriend out to dinner. He will only go if they split the bill.
Marco is a dutch jew, he makes her pay for 1/2 of the dinner check.
by CT Finest October 1, 2013
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dutch water slide

A Dutch Water Slide is when you get a lot of your friends to ejaculate on a large tarp and make hot girls go down it.
Me and my girls went to ride a Bob's Dutch Water Slide.
by Aezkalie October 20, 2013
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Modified Dutch Oven

Similar to a standard Dutch Oven however you hock a loogie on the ceiling above the head of the person you are attempting to Dutch Oven. The person is then forced to choose. Option #1 let the loogie fall and hit them in the face or Option #2, pull the covers over their head and hold their breathe until the loogie falls, thus self inflicting the Dutch Oven.
Hey Jonny how did that Modified Dutch Oven Go last night? Great she went for option 2 and ran out of breathe. She ended up with both options.. It was EPIC>>
by vinnypo3 March 19, 2011
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Dutch Broven

A compound term derived from "Bro" and "Oven"; Usually referring to the act of tenting ones male friend with covers after ripping a rank fart.
"Sup Brodimus", can i give you a dutch broven for your birthday?
by BeeDoubleDee July 12, 2011
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Dutch Chandelier

occurs when a man hangs his cock-and-balls inches above his partner's face and lets them dangle.
Joey was about to give Nicole the old Roman Helmet when he decided it would be more fun to take his time and start with The Dutch Chandelier.
by JD-Beanzor August 7, 2011
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The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.
I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.
by Paco1568 October 30, 2011
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Dutch Loven

When you are going down on your lover under the covers and they Fart. Causing you to be automatically Dutch Ovened.
Your girlfriend is under the covers giving you head and you let out a big stinker then yell out Dutch Loven
by Perthite August 24, 2011
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