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Chicken Wicken 

The Chicken Wicken, also known as the beheading of the hen is a very revolting ceremony that used to take place in Shakespearean times when Witches where believed to exist. This is a very rare a event and is mainly done for a celebration of a young male/female to taking their first steps to witch craft. During this ceremony you must search for a hen and slice its head off, while the body is still active for sixty seconds you must produce sperm willingly and make sure you sperm ejects into the chickens wound, If failing to do so, the person doing this procedure must be killed for fraud of a witchcraft.
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Chicken Wicken by Blackmailer July 28, 2011

Chicken Pizza 

The act of sticking anything pointed (I.E. Hand, fingers, pencil, carrot) near or in someone's clothed anal hole, and yelling "Chicken Pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
As you sneak up behind your buddy who is in a state of oblivion, you stab their butthole area with your hand........"chicken pizza!"

"CHICKEN PIZZZZAAAAAAA"
Chicken Pizza by SOFIZZDIZZDAWG November 24, 2011

chicken noodle 

to have weird drunken sex, usually outdoors.
we chicken noodled in the backyard a little, but i don't really remember much.
chicken noodle by sammer July 31, 2005

Chicken of Water 

Negative term: A chicken of water is a young harry potter look-a-like that is frozen stiff with fear at the site of water or a spud gun* containing such liquids.
Often seen in Wales (UK)
Sometimes when A chicken of water has been identified other people will chant a song with just the words "Chicken of water." For hours on end.

*Spud gun: small toy gun that fires tiny sections of potatoes
"What's that in your hand?" - Harry potter look-a-like
"A spud gun" - Person
*shits pants in defense*
"Chicken of water!!!" *Chants*

Chicken Noodle Soup 

A type of soup that taste's like the fun at Camp Barney Medintz!!!

Chicken Roll

The act of having someone grapple your erect penis, and twist it around in a 360 degree motion. Similar in the way you wring a chicken's neck

Also see "Chicken Roll with Mayonnaise" - This is where the Chicken Roll occurs just as the man is about to ejaculate. The penis gets let go, and spins around, spilling cum everywhere.
"How was your date with Shauna last night?"
"It went pretty well, until she gave me a chicken roll.
Luckily it was without mayo."
Chicken Roll by mafapur May 13, 2011

Chicken Chest 

When a male is so thin he has a hole in his chest below the sternum.
Dam I could drink water from that chicken chest
Chicken Chest by Tastykitty4u September 18, 2017