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that brother gone

Me: Mom, he hit me!

Mom: Kyle, say you’re sorry!
Kyle:no!

*mom smacks Kyle into 4th dimension*
Slumber…oh that brother gone
by jimin1013 July 25, 2022
mugGet the that brother gonemug.

brothers

worst persons ever so spoiled more blind than Adrien agreste hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhaahhaahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahah they are noobs
brothers are poop ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
by actually no name June 17, 2021
mugGet the brothersmug.

brother's tea

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.

You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
Order brother's tea, at a fine restaurant near you.
by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016
mugGet the brother's teamug.

Ur brother a mother

An insult typically used by 17 to 19 tryhards. Usually when they are losing. This is also one of the worst insults ever and whoever you tell this to will have something bad happen to them.
by MemoliLover May 30, 2018
mugGet the Ur brother a mothermug.

pie brothers

The other men that had sex with the women you had sex with.
Oh my God! You fucked Cindy too? That makes us pie brothers! Jennifer Aniston made Brad Pitt and Vince Vaughn pie brothers
by jer@nite September 13, 2013
mugGet the pie brothersmug.

Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 10, 2023
mugGet the Josh Brother Syndromemug.

Brother

An extremely cunty fuck that is funny as fuck, but only because he is brutally honest.
Brother is rlly funny
by YaBoiNoahYshai September 25, 2018
mugGet the Brothermug.

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