microsoft blows nob

you're fuckin' a right they do.

Because of how they force windows 10 on every one of their customers, Microsoft blows nob.

by The Griffins August 2, 2016

Blow your smoke

Blow your smoke is when the top blows smoke into the bottoms ass after they cum.

“Becky, will you blow my smoke later”

“Of course Lana, I would love to blow your smoke!”

by biggestofbigppsomgigetbitches February 12, 2022

Ninja Nose Blowing

Also called silent nose blowing, ever seen someone throw away a tissue without hearing a sound? It made a squishy sticky sound when squashed that was unusual? Only this can do that.

that guy in the bathroom is the king of ninja nose blowing

by Nova the Starlight December 17, 2014

Brazilian Blow Dry

When a lady passes wind into your face during intercourse

Bro, last night Leticia Brazilian Blow Dry 'd me right in the face, shit was like being in a wind tunnel.

by DubSTEPZ August 16, 2016

blowed out asshole

An asshole that becomes agape after being fucked hard. It then turns into a pink sock.

Darla has a blowed out asshole because she took Matt's Alabama king snake, for 3 hours straight.

by Shitshow1986 July 6, 2022

Weeping blow job

Emo kids giving head while crying

After we slit our wrist together with our black makeup on I'm going to give you a weeping blow job.

by LadymonroeX September 20, 2016

blow job security

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.

She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.

by Belkster March 14, 2016