The jew paradox

The Jew Paradox
A condition that happens whenever tipping is involved.

If you don’t tip, people think you’re cheap.

If you ask for tips, people think you’re greedy.

Either way, you lose.

Example:
“Bro, if I don’t tip i look like a jew, but if the restaurant asks for tips they’re greedy. That’s the jew paradox.”

by The long nose September 12, 2025

As a Jew

A phrase often put at the beginning of an antisemitic rant in order to not face consequences

"as a Jew, I think the state of Israel should be abolished and we should all go back to Poland"

by Factoid12342023 February 8, 2024

Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.

Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms

by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015

Jew boy summer

Basically a term for jewish boys to enjoy their summer by making money , controlling the banks and stealing land

who ready for jew boy summer this year ?

by jewtardio July 31, 2024

Jews

people

im not kanye, i dont hate jews

by Doctor Birmingham Sandwich October 24, 2023

Jew bag money

When someone starts to acquire a lot of currency. (Most likely not spending money either)

Wow Jake has really been getting that jew bag money lately.

by Beetjuice February 15, 2025

jew

a demon in human body, they will tell you they are people/that they are white but only when it gets you to mix races and propagate white genocide, these beings have talmudic judaism in there blood which they cant convert out of therefore they must be killed

P1: "hey this guys a jew"
P2: "dont trust that kike hes always up so something"

by your local rapist January 2, 2024