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Bum the hamster 

To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.
I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!
Bum the hamster by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
Related Words
Bum bump bumblebee Bum-Rush bumblefuck bumble bummy bummer bumpkins bum fluff

Bum dealer 

It’s a colossal wanker aka morgan
“Hey can you fuck me in the ass?”
“No.”
“You BUM DEALER
Bum dealer by bumslayer69 December 22, 2019

Bum dealer 

When you encounter a colossal wanker aka Morgan k
“Hey can you FUCK ME IN THE ASS
“No cunt”
“You bum dealer
Bum dealer by bumslayer69 December 22, 2019
A butt.
Nathan: Hi dork.
Rocko:You big bum it face!
Bum it by Austinne January 1, 2020

bum clapwang 

tasty bum clapwang
huge bum clapwang

Bum Spiders 

Spiders from the Bum
Person 1: You have Bum Spiders
Person 2: oh no
Bum Spiders by Bum Spider Lover February 6, 2020