The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.
Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."
Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024
Get the Jersey Home Runmug. by NR96 May 15, 2022
Get the Take yourself homemug. A player who shows consistent lack of skill/talent/ability. You place these players as far away as possible from scoring opportunities. They show some ability in that they can skate and hit. Coaches will often tell them it's because they are needed back to protect the net.
by stayathomedefence March 24, 2017
Get the stay at home defencemug. by PwnageTravesty June 4, 2011
Get the Assistance Getting Around My Homemug. While her husbands at work cheating on her with his secretary, she’s at home being a shutter home wife.
by AKgota22pewpewpew August 8, 2025
Get the Shutter homemug. The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.
by Hootie J November 7, 2021
Get the Funeral Homingmug. girl: come on brandon i wanna have sex!
Brandon: wait first, i gotta put on home alone!
girl: no! not again!
Brandon: wait first, i gotta put on home alone!
girl: no! not again!
by ianw3arsherme$ August 18, 2025
Get the Home Alonemug.