Jack Armstrong

While it may seem like a slang name, and very well might be to some, Jack Armstrong is also a name of high rank.

Jack Armstrongs are very handsome, caring, and intelligent men.

They give women the shivers and are the subject of day dreams.

Jack Armstrongs are forgiving, intellectual, and are quite possible the most dreamy of men.

Want to know what is more romantic than The Notebook?

Jack Armstrong is.

by SandyDunes November 2, 2014

german army hat

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.

He had a big German army hat on him.

by bigbarbie86 October 27, 2015

Hype army

An army of people everywhere hyped, with the power to destroy websites with an overloading amount of excitement and spamming.

Oh no, the Hype army has been unleashed because of the trailer!

by Reading Goat December 13, 2015

Purse arms

A women who has saggy skin on her arms that it looks like a purse is hanging from her.

That girl used to be fat, now she has purse arms.

by Clipseo April 15, 2016

cactus arms

when someone breaks both of their arms and has a cast where the arms look like a cactus

Brad: Bruh did you know that Chad broke both of his arms?!
Mark: No way! He must have cactus arms!

by matchamonster May 17, 2016

Monkey Arms

What happens to your arms when you are continually patting yourself on your back...

John had monkey arms after he finished his project.

by scooter133 June 15, 2016

Salvation Army Style

The sexual act involving a violent hand job followed by loose change being thrown at the individual for their services.

My wife and I did it Salvation Army Style last night. First she "rang my bells" then I threw loose change at her.

by jmac1010 December 7, 2016