Heading for Alabama.

A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.

"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."

by Danger Ape September 6, 2019

Bibb County Alabama

Bibb county is a small town that traps everyone. Our whores think they are better than everyone, our junkies run the city and our jocks are gay bitches. Everyone knows your business and everyone always starts something. Bibb has the worst reputation and one of the highest suicide rates. Full of idiots.

Damn I used to live in Bibb County Alabama that shit SUCKED

by Bibb county drop out squad October 14, 2019

The Alabama Waterslide

The act of defecating while balls deep inside your cousin on top of a playground slide before pulling out and using the feces and cum to propel your lover to the bottom.

Me and Mayeller done did the Alabama Waterslide last fortnight.

by GayFuckhead June 18, 2018

western alabama gork stomp

When a woman gives birth to a pre mature fetus on the floor, her father put on a work boot and stomps on the baby. The father then uses the crushed fetus as lube to fuck his daughter and impregnate her. 7 Months later when the baby is born, they will do the same until the boot wears out. After that, the tradition is done.

Mey and mah daut’r done did dat Western Alabama Gork Stomp.

by airchurro January 2, 2018

Baja Alabama

The geographic region South of Alabama; Northwest Florida Panhandle.

Bubba didn't care for the anthropology Professor's implication that offspring born to natives of Baja Alabama often didn't have the benefit of married parents...what did he know?...his parents was kin before he was born.

by harry flashman August 10, 2003

Helena, Alabama

A nondescript town in Alabama. Consists of snobby rednecks and people who think they're smarter than they really are. The cops don't do their job, the court system sucks, and there's nothing to do there. The only big attraction is a man-made waterfall. Ranked number three on the list of "Biggest Wastes of Space in the U.S."

Susie: I wanna go swimmin'
Fred: Me too, but Gobbler's Knob charges up the ass.
Susie: How 'bout we go swimmin' in that thur creek?
Fred: Oh, ya mean the one with all the raw sewage? Sounds

good to me.

-Helena, Alabama

by thingwithfeathers February 9, 2012

The University of Alabama

The University of Alabama, 12 national championships in football, hey Golden Dome and Michigan, where you at? Now ranked as one of the top 50 public universities in the nation by U.S. News and World Report, hey Cow Town and Rocky Top, where you at? Get on our level.

How do you compete with a school that can party, and is now known for academia? Oh yeah, you can't. Roll Tide

by P March 21, 2005