Luke Dean

People called 'Luke Dean' typically have a really girthy cock, the issue is they tend to trip over the third leg...
wow Luke Dean loves xmas soup from Greggs!!
by lukeeeeeeeddeeeeeeaaaan March 7, 2022
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Luke Schade

Luke schade s a way of calling someone an ugly pig with no life
Fred: see dylan over there, hes a luke schade
George: yeah
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Luke

by Simpy boi March 12, 2020
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Dirty Luke

When you’re going down on a latina girl and you light up a fat bowl of DMT and blow it into her cooch.
Chica 1: “Yo how was the party last night?”
Chica 2: “OMG it was amazing, he gave me the ole Dirty Luke and I was tripping BALLS.”
by Not Jonathan May 31, 2024
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Luke

Luke is a sexy man that secretly wants to be loved. He has mesmerising eyes and a baby face that makes him look mid 20's. He has a secret crush that secretly adores him. If he has a girlfriend he feels protective over her always. The lady called Lindsayis his ideal partner. Lindsay will have loads in common with Luke and will nearly instantly feel a connection with her. One day he will meet his dream girl and want to show her how to be treated properly and sweep her off her feet. Luke needs to find a sarcastic funny girl who will need the same out of life with him. Who has loads in common and can talk about anything for hours. That will secretly miss her when she is gone and loves it when she is around. Lindsay would be perfect wifey material that will look after him and she will accept him and appreciate him for who he is. Luke is a realist and prides himself in being honest, upfront and loyal.
by nakedmolerat September 23, 2020
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luke

The definition of a luke is a depressing person usally has a rain cloud above him will always make people depressed when they come into the room and is a sex machine who only has to look at a female and boom pregnant he dosnt fuck around.
Female 1: whos that
Female 2: thats luke
Female 1: I feel pregnant
by dogsdinner September 27, 2020
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Luke

The specimen of Luke is the cutest coolest people ever they will stand up for any girl
luke is the cutest person ever
by this is correct October 22, 2020
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