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long zebras

A long necked zebra. People may think that it is labelled a ‘giraffe’ but that is completely a myth and those people that think lOnG nEcKeD zEbRaS are giraffes are completely ironic. Obviously, long necked zebras are the king of animals and should be hailed as god throughout the world. A zebra that is thought to be a giraffe wearing white and black bow ties, but is really a zebra that has a long neck. Praised by many is this long necked zebra. It lives everywhere including under your fingernails because they kicked the giraffes out.
‘ Oh my, is that a giraffe?’
“No, it is just a long necked zebra”

Definition of a long zebras: A supposedly giraffe but is really a zebra with an incredibly tall and sturdy neck that is used for preying on poor, greedy, and selfish humans. Can be tamed but will eventually grow wings and fly away if kept in captivity for too long. Tie up with chains made out of cheese for they are allergic to dairy.
by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021
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Foot long sub

Y- “you know they don’t call me a Foot long sub for nothing

(Person your taking to)- “dude wtf”
by The mother fucker!?!? June 17, 2023
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My shii long

Means when a person penis is big or long and can break a girl vagina in half.
by MR.GET February 11, 2019
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Long Island Cocktail

The three drugs typically used in lethal injection. Sodium thiopental is used to induce unconsciousness, pancuronium bromide (Pavulon) to cause muscle paralysis and respiratory arrest, and potassium chloride to stop the heart.
He ought not to have assaulted that girl. Now he's in the pen waiting for that long island cocktail. Sad.
by Iammyself April 21, 2019
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Longing Shakes

Wanting something so unimaginably bad that you begin to shake at the thought of it. This could be sexually or longing someone or something.
“I wanted her so bad that I got the longing shakes”
by lol49593782 March 15, 2021
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chicken long

1. One of the best chicken in the world

2. That guy who maybe sleeping with his Fiorentina jersey
3. Love to post IG story, you are probably stalking him right now
Oh you know chicken long ! He is our Dai Lo!
by Chicken long November 22, 2021
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long neck

“she got a long neck
by theredeyedpigeon December 24, 2021
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