woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9 haha

Calming a person with african american ethnicity as a joke.

Tyrone: "I'm going to brutally end your life!"
Jake: "woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9 haha!"
Tyrone: "Thanks for calming me down man! I really appreciate it!"

by TheWorldo June 14, 2023

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The Best Candidate For Grade 9 Rep

Roni Melamed, Obviously.

Dave: Who are you going to vote for grade rep?

Jennifer: I'm gonna vote for Roni M, obv. She's the best candidate for grade 9 rep.

by VoteForRoniM September 26, 2020

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matthew 61:9

someone that is in love with a person who begins with an e.

bro1:
i’m in love with e
bro2:
really? you got a matthew 61:9 on your hands

by NotSusMJV January 26, 2021

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Error 6:9

A sexual position most commonly affecting non-consenting Mac users of Warcraft III in which a major game developer forcibly inserts their impossibly large penis a full 8 inches down the throat of a loyal, lifelong customer while simultaneously using their mouth to savagely castrate said customer.

I really thought by the name it'd be more mutually beneficial but ever since Blizzard gave me an Error 6:9, I've started to have some doubt.

by PatMcHunt November 14, 2024

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Breaker Breaker 1-9

The universal calling for your girl to get her shit together and answer your call, reply to your message, or pay attention to what you are saying to her at that moment.

Breaker Breaker 1-9

by NDNPayBacks October 02, 2020

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How did we get here? You must be REALLY bored.

No, like seriously How bored ARE you.

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January 9

If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :

Being offended by everything

Named Joel

Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them

God isn’t Joel getting offended like always today. Wait isn’t it January 9th, get him boys

by Tuff Golem>Sniffer January 02, 2023

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