dick parasite

Small little parasite that makes your penis bigger. However if the parasite has stayed in his host longer than 5 minutes his penis sooner or later with contract and explode.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem.
Victim: I have gotten a Dick Parasite.
by Cantevenonym April 05, 2016
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Farmer Nicks Big Dick

His dick is very big
Farmer Nicks Big Dick is very big
by bald freddie mercury December 01, 2023
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Mr Big Dick

A Mr big dick is named Josh because Josh’s usually have big dicks… like 6&1/2 to 8in dicks. Not huge like 9 +. But big enough to leave mad inches sticking out to gurls mouth w/ the head at her throat
by MrGriffdick July 09, 2024
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Covid Dick

When you catch covid off your partner via coitus
Just my luck to get the Ol Covid Dick off my wife
by Dj KoniX April 13, 2022
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COVID-Dick

Resembling or appearing to be Ron DeSantis
Steven Colbert said it best, “Scientists have confirmed that Covid-Dick is real; yes, but he prefers to be called Ron DeSantis
by MamaRiosNJ January 20, 2022
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Dick Sucker

A person who sucks a mans fucking testicles
by Deleted User 82923 January 03, 2020
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Dick sucker

A dick sucker is a word used to describe someone who leaves you and comes back at when it is most convenient. Much like my ex girlfriend.
Man this bitch I swear she’s such a dick sucker
by Fantastic panda June 13, 2023
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