Balls appreciation day

The day that all humans appreciate the miracle that is a set of manly balls.

John - Happy ‘balls appreciation day, Buddy’.
Jody - ‘what would we do without em, eh?’
Owen - ‘directly squirt from asshole’?

by Minty burns November 05, 2019

Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day

Kick your best guy friend day is every Sunday and Tuesday. This means that if you see your best guy friend, you get to kick him!

Person 1: It’s Tuesday!!!
Guy Friend: Oh no.
Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day
*Kick*

by MetalOrPlasticSpoon November 20, 2023

NATIONAL beat up the red time force ranger day

On December 26 , It's time that we get revenge on the most handsome man to exist, get his ass .

*cracks knuckles , it's national beat up the red time force ranger day_

by AyoBruhDont December 26, 2022

Eat A Vegan Day

Every other 19th of the month, you have the right to eat a vegan; They can’t defend themselves.

-GORGE! It’s eat a vegan day

-Fuck yeah!

by Fëlít June 26, 2022

Braeden Lemasters day

A singer/guitarist in an “indie” band called Wallows along with Cole Preston, Dylan Minnette and two others. Braeden is perfect and so adorable! He needs his own day! The day is on July 14

“Today is Braeden Lemasters day!! Yayyyy🥳”

by ahh_wallows January 31, 2021

Lil_patchi day

Lil patchi was created on April 28 2020 and it was a day celebrated by the mojo cult to say how big of a chad that @lil_patchi was for the boys

For the mojo cult

MojoCult: what day is it today

Uncle Fro: its Lil_patchi day

by UnofficialMojocult April 28, 2020

National Send Ass Pics Day

On April 20th you can send pics to someone you trust and they send sum bacc. To “qualify” to get pics you need to ft them.

person 1 - we gotta ft april 20th for national send ass pics day

person 2- bet

by the rats 🐀 April 20, 2020