Dimmy Dick

A man with an orange shirt with their phone out.

by EmpressOfLight April 25, 2024

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johnathan dick small like a bean

Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck

Example johnathan dick small like a bean

by Pussy fag April 07, 2022

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When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.

Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!

by ssvbxx January 21, 2023

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When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.

-What's up?
-Ah, nothing but did you hear that Jake has Dick On salt (DOS)
-What a soy boy

by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 03, 2021

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A Mind blowing Explosion of awesomeness Colliding into Pure Epic DopeSauce!

Created By BK in the Lounge on 5/17/2012

"That guy's Afro is totally Dick-Bending, I wish I had like that!"

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When your wife comes out of nowhere, flying into the room and lands their foot in your balls.

If I have to find it because you couldn’t, I’m going to give you a flying Dick Dong!

by Lillaliens January 06, 2024

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when a dick is waxed/shaved so that the only hair present is in the surrounding area of the balls rather than the balls themselves

“She pulled down Matt’s boxers and there it was— a nice, clean, and suckable mailbox dick.”

by holyblazer December 17, 2022

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