Shit ass on the toe

The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.
*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"
by bitchassonthehodickassonthego September 11, 2017
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kalb ass

The action of taking kalbasa and jamming it deep into someone's assholes until they spew out dark matter.
Did you see his kalb ass after he was done with him?
by ruskisavage April 29, 2016
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ass baking

"Hey John, that was some quality ass baking last night. What's your recipe?"
by MoarKrabs January 11, 2017
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wilderbeast ass

A large Ass one that is beautiful and yummie of a woman
Damn she got a wilderbeast ass
by Sexy Sac November 17, 2017
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Slap ass january

In january, every fellas have the right to slap someones ass
by Mamacitaa22 January 23, 2020
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Slap ass January

January is a slap ass month which means that you can slap anyones ass for the whole month, you dont need to ask for permission, just do it, have a lovely January and hide your ass.
Person 1: do you see that ass?
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back

Person 2: good luck!
by abc_defgxoxo December 11, 2019
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Slap Ass January

a day where you can slap anybody's ass
Boy 1: *Slap's Boy 2's ass*
Boy 2: Gay nibba frick off
Boy 1: Its Slap Ass January
Boy 2: *Slap's Boy 1's ass to mexico*
by sleepjoe.exe November 04, 2020
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