Zach Day

Calling all Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakary and all the variations of Zacs! On 12th of September, you OWN this world! We celebrate the gift of Zac being our friend/family. It’s a great day for the whole world as we celebrate all of the Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakarys out there. Even though there may be a definition on Urban Dictionary about how much Zacs/Zachs/Zaks/Zacharys/Zakarys suck, but that ain’t true.

YOU’RE AWESOME ZAC/ZACH/ZAK/ZACHARY!!!!!!!

Friends of Zac: HAPPY ZACH DAY ZACH!
Zach: IT’S THE BEST DAY EVER WOOOOO!

by Unknown Birb September 9, 2020

Anti-Furry Worship Day

October 4th is Anti-Furry Worship Day. On this day, you can worship every anti-furry. If you are one, congrats.

"Hey, it's Anti-Furry Worship Day! Let's worship the Anti-Furries!"

by Anti-Furry/Furry Hater October 4, 2023

National Dick Sucking Day

October 10th is National Dick Sucking Day.

I can’t wait to get my dick sucked today is October 10th, National Dick Sucking Day!

by BIGTEMPY October 10, 2023

National tackle vyom day

go to your friend vyom and absolutely deck him

Hey! lets tackle our friend vyom! happy national tackle vyom day

by soaphia2002 February 9, 2025

Throw A Short Person Day

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.

Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023

National grab ass day

THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY “ItS nAtIOnAl gRaB aSs DaY” DOESNT MAKE IT OK TO GROPE WOMEN OR ANYONE

person1: “Why did you grab my ass!?”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”

by Samw3ix March 23, 2021

toxic day

October 25th
You are legally allowed to be as toxic as you want and not be punished by the consequences.

“I’m gonna text my ex and say I miss her on Toxic Day!”

by benandharrys October 25, 2020