My ass

The phatest ass around

Person 1: "You have a phat ass"
Person 2: "I know, my ass is phat"

by CoolBeanz! February 08, 2021

My Ass!

When you don't believe anything anyone has said/did

OR it can mean as a joke.

EXAMPLE ONE:
Person1: I say that the computer failed.

Person2: Failed my ass!

EXAMPLE TWO:

Person1: Why didn't you sit at the car?

Person2: Because my ass said so.

by Dxrky May 31, 2022

My ass

THE THICKEST THING IN THE WORLD... "My ass" (jk im flatter than paper) 😔✌️

person: whAt is 1+1?

person: mY aSs
person: wHaT aSs
person: ö

by youcantwerkwhileinasplit November 03, 2019

My Ass

A gateway to another dimension

Open up my ass and jump in

by young_sheisty December 27, 2021

Ass Berry

When you give someone a raspberry on they ass.

Bend over lemme give you an ass berry.

by lilartemis February 12, 2021

no-ass class

when someone is not tremendously blessed with cake

*a person watches someone attractive walk by, but notices the attractive person has little or no butt*

“That’s an alumni of no-ass class of ‘23.”

by Sarahsmile86 May 22, 2023

scary ass hoe

a certain type of person who has immense confidence online/out of ass kicking range, but will walk the fuck away if they see you in the streets.

"jane doe is such a scary ass hoe! she loved talking all that shit on *insert social media* but won't pull up."

by erinexorcist February 25, 2023