Ass-ki-dent

A fuck-up.

"I'm sorry...is was an ass-ki-dent. I fuck3d up again... (am kicking myself in the ass for it now).

by bethabean July 5, 2024

I've got charm comin' out of my ass

An expression used by a charming/cute human being, of course i'm not talking about YOU (the reader of this post)

Person 1: "So... Have you asked that girl out yet?"
Not the reader: "Yeah, and she said yes!"
Not the reader: "What can I say? I've got charm comin' out of my ass"

by Honestly_iForgor July 6, 2023

lying-assed

Having one's ass loaded down with such a heavy burden of the lies told about them that it drags on the ground.

"Poor lying-assed Dr. Fauci. When scumbags like Rand Paul pile their lies on his ass, it's a wonder he can move at all, much less move at the speed he does to serve America and the world as he fights against the terrible COVID-19 plague."

by Arcadia Berger January 26, 2022

Business Ass

Is what you drown in when you can afford that business class

“If you can afford some business class, you can afford some business ass!” - Method Man from Soul Plane

by JohnnyCocktails93 July 21, 2021

ass mower

what you use to whoop someone's ass

spy:*pulls out da ass mower*
scout:oh shit *yeets into closet*
pyro:*has lamp shade over head*

by raybeez February 21, 2022

Night-Ass

When you admire you booty at night ans just stare and think: "wow, what an ass"

Man i stayed up all night just committing some night-ass

by THE MAGIC PHONE MAN June 9, 2018

Ass April

For the entire month of April, you can demand anal sex from anyone and they cannot refuse

Hey Ted! Are you excited for Ass April?
Yeah, Josh! I can't wait to fuck shit up!

by Undermen November 1, 2022