Say yes to whatever your friends say for 2 hours

Say yes to whatever your friends say for 2 hours

Say yes to whatever your friends say for 2 hours

by WHATTHEFA April 23, 2023

not gay if it’s friday

This is when two men have sexual activities on Friday but if it’s a Friday it wouldn’t make either men gay.

Kyle: Wanna have sex bro?
John: No that’s weird bro.
Kyle: No, it’s not, because it’s not gay if it’s friday

by jackhom13 August 18, 2023

I put my cheese in your fridge.

verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."

As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.

by show-er_not_a_grower August 19, 2024

Thank the Universe it's Friday

An expression that is non-religious/agnostic/atheist-friendly in expressing "Thank the Universe it's Friday" instead of "Thank God it's Friday" or "TGIF".

Thank the Universe it's Friday, let's FSU!!!

Thank the Universe it's Friday, I need a break!!

I am going out tonight. Thank the Universe it's Friday!!

by LingDanc803 September 22, 2023

are these the worlds most crispy fries...

let's find out

I went to a burger place and saw fries and wondered ARE THESE THE WORLDS MOST CRISPY FRIES...

by BelugaDome February 26, 2024

National make out with your friend day

On April 21st you must take time out of your day and reach out to a friend. When you and your friend get time together you must both make out or it brings bad luck for the next week.

James - “Hey it’s April 21st”
Avery - “What’s so special about April 21st”
James - “It’s national make out with your friend day”
Avery - “YES! Come to my place”

by RickByrd2027 April 21, 2024

MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY

On 12th of may you can forcefully kidnap ur best friend legally and you can use a weapon if they say no. If they call the police all the police would do is help you kidnap that girl.

OMGGG ITS MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY I BETTER GO KIDNAP MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT AWAY!

by Slaygirlyspopsies May 3, 2024