Gert Day

A national holiday in which fraternity men celebrate the birthday of gert, their fraternity brother. Events include beer bongs, boob luging, keg stands, and shotgunning.

Lo- “Yo Dan are you going to Gert day Friday?”
Dan-“Fuck yeah dude I’m tryin to blackout!”

by Derogatory term February 8, 2022

Slap ass day

Slap your friends ass for free

Go smack Sally’s butt while it’s still slap ass day

by anonymous February 8, 2022

Appreciation Day

Feburary 10th, A day where you, your friends, your parents, etc. all appreciate eachother for once in your life.

You: "Hey man, its appreciation day, just wanted to tell you that I'm glad to have you as a friend."
Friend: "fuck off"

by bmmyes February 9, 2022

1st Malthe day

1st Malthe day.

The day we celebrate the day after Malthe Strange Wisberg's birthday. The tradition holds that one should eat bananas on the 1st Malthe day and stay up late doing exactly what pleases you.

'Nej', is a phrase used emphatically by Malthe. Saying 'nej' to what does not please one.

"Happy 1st Malthe day. I hope you will fulfill your dreams today."

by Younus Uzkürval February 10, 2022

sensory day

a day where you take a sensory break and just where your comfort clothes (usually this is done by autistic/neordivergent people)

person: why did you dress so differently today?
me: i’m taking a sensory day

by anonymous February 10, 2022

National Out of Your Bag Day

February 10, a day for humanity. One to remember and look forward to each and every year. For all us fellas going through the mud, todays the day where that mud is gone. Todays THAT DAY when you know that the bag has been on your back for too long. Congratulations fellas.

Yo dude! Tommorow is National Out of Your Bag Day! I don’t have to be depressed all the time anymore!

by JamesheartSP February 10, 2022

National lsp day

National lsp (lumpy space princess) day takes place on February 11th where you and your friends will have a local get together and paint yourself purple and place a yellow star on eachothers forehead then sing the hit song "these lumps" in sync, people also tend to post

appreciation on social media so feel free to do so.

"Oh ma glob Melissa its nearly national lsp day"

"Oh ma lumpin glob its national lsp day tomorrow"

by Miss sugar queen February 10, 2022