turtles

Worse than llamas because llamas are awesome.
turtles are noobier than llamas
by Acritus April 20, 2017
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Turtle

A person who has a defensive and protective façade and shell but a cute, sensitive inside.

Similar to watermelons.
I am a turtle. You think I'm tough but I cry alone a lot.
by Marbles&Envelopes November 04, 2018
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Turtle

Orange raised pavement markers in the middle of the road.
Passenger: Hey an, you're over the line! You almost just hit that orange thing.

Driver: Nah, I'm just turtle weaving.
by Anon41543 November 23, 2016
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A man whom is so overly submissive to his woman that you would assume he "tucks his penis down the middle between each ball, then into his anus"; thus resembling a turtle's both front and hind legs along with a tucked/rolled tail.
The guy holding her purse has some dignity; but her purse, her friend's purse and their drinks...absolute turtle.

I had a friend that was in the military who's wife cheated on him, lied and now is pregnant with "his" child. Dude is a dumb fuck turtle.

Drake is a turtle for 16 year olds.
by stirsmokesapot September 14, 2021
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Abbreviation of the "awkward turtle" hand gesture - expressed in one word. Turtle.

Awkward turtle is abbreviated to make it easier to define a situation. Or refer to turtles in the area.
mate: how was it meeting her parents?
boy: oh man... it was so bad. there were turtles everywhere.

boy: i totally had to watch this sex scene in a cinema with my parents.
mate: hahahahaha!

boy: a turtle walked past me and waved, saving "hi, my name's awkward"
by happycatsmiles December 14, 2010
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Also spelled: Afghanistan, Afghanische, TŌRTŁĘ, AOAOOAOAO, yeetusyeetuscommitselfdeletus.
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by eggeddogged January 27, 2021
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