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Went turtle 

To flip upside down; to invert an airplane
Man he absolutely fucked his V1 cut. Kicked the wrong rudder and it went turtle on him!

Namekian Turtle

A retarded turtle that looks like Piccollo from Dragon Ball Z.
Josef Bamelem is a Namekian Turtle

Psychedelic Turtle 

A deviant sex act where a man is receiving a blow job and also has a turd about to drop, cumming and shitting at the same time.
Jeff was blown away by the psychedelic turtle that Jane gave him

Ninja Turtle

When you shit the bed and fall back asleep leaving the shit to harden and form a sort of shell on your back and ass.
"I love being a turtle" tyler said after discovering that he had pulled a ninja turtle last night
Ninja Turtle by james lebough July 28, 2019

virgin turtle

Pewdiepies closest green friend minus ralph and someone whos a virgin
Virgin turtle Never ever gonna have sex

Ass Turtle

"Man your such an ass turtle, you know that?"
Ass Turtle by Dosoboi October 12, 2019