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Home Birth

A sexual act in which the lady viciously straddles the face of her partner whilst screaming and cursing. The partner then has to push himself forward to breathe before she can defecate on his chest.
What's up, Dave? You look glum.

Sharon and I home birthed last night and we'd been to Taco Bell.
by Mr Fury March 21, 2024
mugGet the Home Birthmug.

Homes

A dumb ass way for Mexicans to refer to another human being. Usually the only word that they know in English.
Eyyy homes, pass the kush, homes
by Duncskillz November 24, 2016
mugGet the Homesmug.

Dollar at Home

If you have a dollar at home you’re straight but if you don’t have a dollar at home you’re gay
Cole gross we saw what u did with that guy; we know you don’t have a dollar at home
by ThePacKMan June 30, 2018
mugGet the Dollar at Homemug.
.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
mugGet the .9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.mug.

Andy Home

A house that used to be painted yellow and orange but is now painted light gray and dark red.
*The house must be owned by someone named Andy in order to be a TRUE Andy Home"*
Friend #1 "Where is the Settlers of Catan party?"

Friend #2 "Look for the Andy Home!"

Friend #1 "The...Andy...Home...?"

Friend #2 "Yeh, man! It's the light gray and dark red home that where Andy lives. C'mon! The colors scream Andy!"
by B-Long May 6, 2010
mugGet the Andy Homemug.

Home Alone

Brandon's favourite movie
girl: come on brandon i wanna have sex!

Brandon: wait first, i gotta put on home alone!

girl: no! not again!
by ianw3arsherme$ August 18, 2025
mugGet the Home Alonemug.

Minnesota Funeral Home

When you bang a dead person in a coffin on a frozen lake.
I wanna do something crazy this weekend. Let’s drive up north and perform a Minnesota Funeral Home.
by Hail Steven January 7, 2021
mugGet the Minnesota Funeral Homemug.

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